Alcohol: The Effective Solvent
By Ann Landers - 1998
It will remove stains from designer clothes. It will also remove the clothes off your back. If used in sufficient quantities: It will remove furniture from the home. It will remove rugs from the floor and food from the table, lining from the stomach, and vision from the eyes-as well as judgment from the mind. Alcohol will remove good reputation, good jobs, good friends, and happiness from children's hearts. Alcohol will remove sanity, freedom and spouses' relationships. It will remove a person's ability to adjust and live with others. Alcohol will remove life itself. As a remover of things-alcohol has no equal!